Tomorrow will be the California visit update. Hip! Hip! Hoooorraaay!
Tonight I will pray to the internet Gods that are stupid Comcast and to Bill Gates (he invented it, right?)
P.S. Totally just googled "Who invented the Internet?" Turns out it's this dude:
Rawr. |
Dear J.C.R. Licklider, (flows so easily off the tongue)
Please make my internet speedy so my lovely friends that read this aren't stuck looking at your mug for a week.
Mmmkay, thanks.
01101011 101, (binary code for "sincerely")
Morgan
So there you go my friends. You wanted an update, and you got....that. Sorry. But you learned something, possibly, maybe! And if you are ever on Jeopardy and Alex Trebeck says, "He created the internet." When you beep in just wink to the camera. (andsendme10%ofyourwinnings)
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